The History

Welcome to El Rey Madera My Peeeepoooollllllleeeessss!!! 

Cue the way too expensive but trying to tell you it’s really cheap stereo equipment and electronics from the 80s Crazy Eddie and Radio Shack commercial music! We got it all folks, no joke, but lots of jokes! If you’re good. If I’m funny. But seriously (too late!), the plethora of ideas starts its deluge like 369 Mafia throwing a Hurricane Katrina party for a week while stranded jump off! I’ll use more exclamation points! For real! Cue the Monster Truck show voice over reverb effect over soulless EDM that we bought from that nightclub DJ from Ibiza we met in Clewiston where that prison is in that bar with the busted face but fat ass chicks and got way too drunk but it worked out since he said he would do it for free music!!! This is what El Rey Madera is all about! We got art galore! We got words galore! Busta Rhymes got Rhymes Galore! Check out our Galleries of feature art by THEE master penciller, inker, creator, graphite engineer, the storyboard genius, Mi Gente, Mi Rasa, I present to you, Raymond Wood!! He’s taken ladies, sorry. Check out his Contest Submission page so you can go “What the &@$! were they thinking?!” Check our his style, evolution, range, and skills with each click! I promise you zero disappointment! Check out our Graphic Novel, Comic Book, Fantasy World (but not Island, although there are tattoos), Original Concept and just straight up Entertainment Reycona!!!! We know you came to the right place, now you know! I am your writer and EmCee Rob D, and our goal is nothing short of your astonishment, amazement, and accolades (Stan Lee style baby! Best marketing to corner the market in alliteration ever!)! Cue the we do commissions, offer Patreon to get web extras, first look material and mad incentives besides supporting the best website you’ve ever contemplated clicking on but seriously for real gotta keep it 100 don’t want to seem like we need it but we need it so please subscribe to our Patreon and hit us up with your requests for quotes let’s make this creativity thing happen Chicago St Louis West Coast Dirty South crossover hip hop music! I really love this, Ray really loves this, we will make you love this! Please explore and feel free to email us at the Contact Us link. Yes I’m asking you to look for it in an effort to get you to check out the rest of the website, that happened. See no more Exclamation Points! Except for that one and the one after…